If you have a deep appreciation for Christmas music beyond the mainstream hits like Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas,” you’re likely familiar with the wonderfully bizarre side of the genre.
Exploring our music collections, we uncovered some of the most outlandish holiday tracks out there. What’s your favorite unconventional Christmas song?
**Song:** “Disco Christmas”
**Artist:** Universal Robot Band
For those who need a reminder of disco’s greatness (though it really speaks for itself), check out this funky Christmas tune that runs over six minutes and features a playful dispute between Santa and Rudolph over pay. — Andrea Warner
**Song:** “I’m an Elf”
**Artist:** Dan Crow
Elves should consider unionizing soon. — AW
**Song:** “Present Face”
**Artist:** Garfunkel and Oates
This musical comedy duo’s humorous take on the Christmas gift-giving struggle is both accurate and catchy. — AW
**Song:** “Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)”
**Artist:** The Weather Girls
The Weather Girls shine in this empowering track where women express their desires unabashedly. — AW
**Song:** “Silver Bells”
**Artist:** Disco Noel
Revisiting the disco vibe, this rendition of the classic “Silver Bells” adds a special touch to an often overlooked Christmas favorite. — AW
**Song:** “Christmas With Satan”
**Artist:** James Chance
Arguably the darkest Christmas song, this track takes a unique spin on the holiday spirit. — AW
**Song:** “If it Doesn’t Snow for Christmas”
**Artist:** Joe Pesci
A warning for strong language accompanies Joe Pesci’s rendition of the Gene Autry classic, adding a touch of “Goodfellas” flair. — James Booth
**Song:** “The Santa Clause Boogie”
**Artist:** The Tractors
Despite a catchy tune, the song’s music video loses its charm due to outdated racial references in the lyrics. — AW
**Song:** “Christmas With the Devil”
**Artist:** Spinal Tap
For a metal-inspired Christmas, Spinal Tap delivers a unique take with dark and humorous lyrics. — AW
**Song:** “Santa, Teach Me to Dance”
**Artist:** Debbie & the Darnells
Unveiling Santa’s secret dance skills, this track showcases a different side to the jolly man in red. — AW
**Song:** “Merry Twistmas”
**Artist:** The Marcels
Even Christmas isn’t immune to the twist dance craze in this festive track. — AW
**Song:** “Christmas Cha Cha Cha Cha”
**Artist:** The Merry Macs
For those seeking a sophisticated dance vibe, this track offers the perfect soundtrack. — AW
**Song:** “Dancin’ With Santa”
**Artist:** The Trashmen
In this unique Santa dancing song, the reindeer teach Santa some new moves, creating a delightful spectacle. — AW
**Song:** “Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin'”
**Artist:** Albert King
Exploring Santa’s romantic side, this groovy tune adds a playful twist to the holiday season. — AW
**Song:** “Santa and the Sidewalk Surfer”
**Artist:** The Crossfires
With a focus on material possessions, this song delves into the identity of a “sidewalk surfer” with a lighthearted touch. — AW
**Song:** “I’m Gonna Lasso Santa Claus”
**Artist:** Brenda Lee
Challenging Santa’s status quo, this track humorously portrays a different side of the beloved Christmas figure. — AW
**Song:** “Honky the Christmas Goose”
**Artist:** Johnny Bower
A Christmas single from the Toronto Maple Leafs goalie adds a unique sports twist to the holiday music scene. — JB
**Song:** “Silent Night & the 11 O’clock News”
**Artist:** The Shurfine Singers
Combining political commentary with holiday spirit, this track sheds light on the Vietnam War era through music. — AW
**Song:** “Jingle Bells”
**Artist:** Esquivel
This space-inspired rendition of “Jingle Bells” offers a quirky and futuristic take on the classic tune. — JB
**Song:** “Oh Blimey, It’s Christmas”
**Artist:** Frank Sidebottom
From the creative mind of Frank Sidebottom, this absurdist Christmas tune adds a touch of clever humor to the holiday playlist. — AW
**Song:** “Scrooge”
**Artist:** The Ventures
Groovy and eerie, this track by The Ventures incorporates spooky elements and peculiar laughs, creating a unique Christmas vibe. — AW